Every trade feeds him
Buys and sells pay 3% to the Stomach. The ETH stays inside to be eaten. The GULP is burned.
Robinhood Chain
Wall Street closes.Gulp doesn't.
The Robin Hood of Robinhood Chain. Every hour he eats the greenest stock on the menu. Every weekday he coughs it all up to holders, straight to their wallets.
17Stocks & Funds
HourlyGreenest Candle
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01 · The Lore
Robin Hood robbed the rich. Gulp just eats them, then coughs them up to the people.
01
He only eats green candles
Every hour he checks the whole menu and eats the stock that climbed the most. Red candles? He won't touch them.
02
Every trade feeds him
Every buy and sell pays a 3% fee straight into the Stomach. The GULP part is burned forever.
03
Every weekday he coughs
Everything he ate that day is split across holders and sent to their wallets as real stock tokens.
04
Weekends are a feast
Wall Street sleeps, the fees pile up, and Monday's Cough carries the whole weekend.
02 · How He Eats
Three levels. One hungry gremlin.
No team wallet, no tax switch, no manual buys. The Stomach contract runs every step on its own, on Robinhood Chain.
Hourly: the greenest candle
Gulp reads Chainlink prices for all 17 stocks and funds and buys the one that climbed the most since his last meal. The buy only fills within 3% of the oracle price.
Daily: holders get paid
Once a weekday the Stomach coughs. Everything it ate is split by how much GULP you held all day and sent straight to your wallet.
The Monday Feast
Stock prices freeze on weekends, so Gulp doesn't eat or cough. Fees keep piling up and Monday's Cough pays out the whole weekend.
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04 · The Daily Cough
Hold all day. Get fed every day.
Your share of each Cough is based on the lowest GULP balance you held that day. Holders get paid. Someone who buys right before the Cough gets nothing.
Buys pay a 3% fee in ETH to the Stomach. The fee on sells is paid in GULP, which is burned. 2.3% of every meal goes to tips and the gas for daily payouts.
Your daily Cough$0
Per month (21 Coughs)$0
Your share0%
What lands in your wallet today
05 · The Launch
No snipers. No bundles.
Everyone gets the same start. 100% of GULP goes into the pool in one transaction, and the hook keeps bots in check for the first 30 minutes.
0
Buys allowed in the launch block.
0.5%
Max supply per buy for the first 30 minutes.
1%
Max supply bought per block for the first 30 minutes.
1
Buy per wallet per block for the first 30 minutes.
Fee curve · 6% → 3% in 10 minutes, then 3% forever
06 · Tokenomics
All in. Nothing held back.
1 billion GULP, all of it in the pool from block one. No team tokens, no presale, no mint, no tax switch, no blacklist.
Supply1,000,000,000
In the pool100%
Team tokens0
PairGULP / ETH
PoolUniswap v4 full range
Trade fee3% to the Stomach
ContractPublished at launch
07 · Meme Kit
Spread the gulp.
Banner, PFP and lockup. Take them, remix them, post them.
08 · FAQ
Questions, answered.
What do I get for holding GULP?
Every weekday you get a share of everything Gulp ate that day, paid as real Robinhood stock tokens (and any ETH he didn't spend) straight to your wallet. Your share is your lowest GULP balance that day divided by everyone else's.
Do I need to claim?
No. After each Cough the GULP bot pushes everyone's share to their wallets, and the gas comes from a reserve inside the Stomach. You can also claim yourself at any time. Smart contract wallets claim for themselves.
How does he pick what to eat?
Every hour anyone can trigger a meal. The Stomach reads Chainlink prices for all 17 tokens and buys the one with the biggest gain since his last meal, through Uniswap, only if the fill is within 3% of the oracle price. If everything is red, he skips the meal.
What happens at the weekend?
Stock prices don't update on weekends, so there's nothing to eat and no Cough on Saturday or Sunday. Fees keep piling up and Monday's Cough pays out all of it.
Can anyone buy right before the Cough and take a share?
No. Your share of a Cough is your lowest balance during that day. Buying just before the Cough doesn't count until the next full day.
Who controls the liquidity?
The Stomach holds the LP position and earns every trading fee. The owner can move the LP position, but can never take the ETH or stock tokens inside the Stomach. The token has no owner at all.
Is the token itself taxed?
No. The token has no tax, no blacklist and no pause, and nothing can block a transfer. The 3% is a Uniswap pool fee, so wallet-to-wallet transfers are free.